I've decided that I want to do something really really awesome for my birthday this year. No, it's not some sort of milestone year (28), but last year's birthday sucked so much, that I need to erase it
(No offense to James and Ali, who were the ones that actually got married on my birthday. It's just that three weddings in one week would suck anyway, and three during my birthday week, including the ex's, sucked a billion times more.)
My sister was talking about going to Oktoberfest in Germany. If I can make enough money this summer, maybe I can head out there for the month of October. Too bad the dollar is worth about as much as my toe nail. Slightly more than my toe nail. Hey, it's a good toe nail.
But I don't know if I'm actually invited to that.
I was also thinking, hey, maybe I'll go to Vegas for the weekend (the actual day is a Monday this year). I've never been, and plans to go last year fell through. Except I'm not sure who would go with me, and going to Vegas alone sounds about as depressing as going to three weddings.
Maybe I could go out to LA and visit my uncle and have him spoil me, and make him take me to the House set and get my picture taken with Olivia Wilde on my biiiiiiiiiiirthday. Eeheehehehe. Okay, sorry.
The problem with all of this is, of course, that I can't even afford my health insurance currently. Let alone a trip to Europe or Vegas or anywhere else. But whatever. This is the planning phase, when dreams can be big and out of reach, and it's up to me to find a way to reach them.
So I'm taking suggestions.
Even crazy ones. How do you erase a three-wedding birthday with a birthday of total awesomness?
(No offense to James and Ali, who were the ones that actually got married on my birthday. It's just that three weddings in one week would suck anyway, and three during my birthday week, including the ex's, sucked a billion times more.)
My sister was talking about going to Oktoberfest in Germany. If I can make enough money this summer, maybe I can head out there for the month of October. Too bad the dollar is worth about as much as my toe nail. Slightly more than my toe nail. Hey, it's a good toe nail.
But I don't know if I'm actually invited to that.
I was also thinking, hey, maybe I'll go to Vegas for the weekend (the actual day is a Monday this year). I've never been, and plans to go last year fell through. Except I'm not sure who would go with me, and going to Vegas alone sounds about as depressing as going to three weddings.
Maybe I could go out to LA and visit my uncle and have him spoil me, and make him take me to the House set and get my picture taken with Olivia Wilde on my biiiiiiiiiiirthday. Eeheehehehe. Okay, sorry.
The problem with all of this is, of course, that I can't even afford my health insurance currently. Let alone a trip to Europe or Vegas or anywhere else. But whatever. This is the planning phase, when dreams can be big and out of reach, and it's up to me to find a way to reach them.
So I'm taking suggestions.
Even crazy ones. How do you erase a three-wedding birthday with a birthday of total awesomness?
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