Okay, I don't get what the big deal about Billie Piper's sex scenes in Secret Diary of a Call Girl (or whatever) is. I saw Bella and the Boys. There was sex in that. Involving Billie Piper. And two guys. One of whom played Casanova's son in the BBC version, because British television is a teeny teeny world.

I can see how the topless scenes might cause a little fuss, but the sex scenes aren't really anything new. Well. The ones with her as a dominatrix are.

Right, September 27th.

I think my self-loathing comes to a climax in my inexplicible love for Billie Piper's music. I mean, really, it's just... bad pop. But it's so damn catchy and it makes me happy. But I hate myself for loving it. She's got a decent voice and all, but the music... hideous.

I love it.

You know it's a good night when your dreams include: 1) saving two Doctors from imminent drowning (they were on old sailing ships for some reason, sailing around an island and the tenth Doctor had gotten him and the ninth into a bit of a pickle) 2) you have to make out with Billie Piper to save her (and sing one of her songs, "Walk of Life," which is how I knew it was Billie Piper and not Rose, weird) and 3) you get to be Robin Hood to her Marian. Literally.

Thank you, subconcious. Thank you.

Oh, and let's pretend like I don't know all the words to several Billie Piper songs, shall we?

I probably shouldn't order Billie Piper's autobiography from amazon.co.uk, right? It'd be $35 for the book and shipping. That's an expensive book. But you know they're never going to release it in the States. Stupid States not appreciating Billie Piper properly. If I just lived in England, I wouldn't have this sort of problem.

Why, yes, I did Netflix a mildly inane, British, men-have-midlife-crisis movie merely for the ten minutes of Billie Piper screen time. And it was totally worth it, thank you very much. Besides the fact that she was girl-kissing, she's just so cute. The rest of the movie was predictable and boring. Actually, her plotline was predictable, too, I just wasn't bored by it 'cause I'm a dork.

Meanwhile, Studio 60 continues to rock. It may be the best new show of the last two years. It's just so... awesome. For real. And Sarah Paulson is really really great. I think she's probably the smallest name of the main cast, so I'm excited that she's going to start getting recognition. Hopefully.

I thought Heroes was good, but it didn't get me until the end. The pilot wasn't anything I hadn't seen in the rather extensive collection of clips on the website (besides a few minor things), and it wasn't enough to make me go "ooh, neat" until the last five minutes. So I'll tune in again, 'cause I'm on the edge of the cool factor, but I'm not totally sold yet. The previews looked awesome though. So there's a good chance I'll be into it by next week.

And google is back. Yay.

I IMed a friend to give her the news that Brandon Routh is getting married. She was, understandably, upset.

Sam: If it makes you feel better, Billie Piper's dating a law student that's not me.
Krys: Oh. Harsh
Sam: I know, right?
Krys: She'll see the light
Sam: One can only hope.
Krys: She just has to meet you
Sam: Right.
Krys: lol
Sam: Technicality.

Dear gossip magazines. I heart you:

Doctor Who star Billie Piper is rather partial to the ladies. She told New Woman magazine: "Yeah, I fancy women big time... I check them out more than I check men out. "Maybe I would want to sleep with a woman... Not Beyonce, although I like the look of her, I don't think she's that dirty." - May 3, 2006.

Beyonce doesn't seem dirty enough to sleep with a woman? I mean, I can't decide if I'm offended or just giggly picturing Billie Piper say that. Anyway, technically the source is "Ireland's longest running gay magazine," but it seems pretty gossip-y to me. Ah well. Supposedly Billie Piper's dating a law student now. Hee. Ahem.

My favorite is this one, though:

Doctor Who star Billie Piper wants a promotion: she wants to hand in her sidekick boots and play the Doctor herself.

Billie is even reportedly willing to give up her role as Rose now so that she can return as the first female Time Lord someday.

“In the next few years, I’d love to play a female version of Doctor Who,” Billie has said. “I know exactly how I would play her – she would be crafty in a clever kind of way.”

Billie might get her way too - writer Russell T Davies has told the Daily Star: “I’d do it without blinking. Why not?” - May 10, 2006

I think that'd be cool. The 11th or 12th could be a woman. Why not? I mean, I'm sure there's nine hundred canon reasons why Gallifreyans only regenerate in one gender, but if anyone can write themselves around that, it'd be Russell T. Davies. Then again... "crafty in a clever kind of way?" Oookay.

There's so many things I ought to be doing that aren't this...